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  • Update: Experimental “natural orifice” surgery might be healthcare’s next big thing following its U.S. introduction last year at Columbia University (as reported also in “News of the Weird”), where doctors removed a woman’s diseased gall bladder not by an abdominal incision but through her vagina. In March, doctors at UC-San Diego Medical Center removed a woman’s appendix through her vagina, and a man’s through his mouth. (A microscopic camera must be inserted through the abdomen, however, to guide the surgeons.) Pain and healing time are usually less than half that of ordinary surgery, but the risk of internal infection is greater. The next step, doctors say, will be removing kidneys through the anus 


    Government in Action! 

    A Maryland governmental fund created to assist “innocent” victims of violent crime has paid out nearly $1.8 million since 2003 to injured (or deceased) “drug dealers, violent offenders and other criminals,” according to an investigation by the Baltimore Sun published in March. Burial expenses were awarded for a carjacker, a victim of an inter-gang killing and a sex offender who was fatally beaten in prison. The Maryland courts have ruled that as long as the applicant was not engaged in a crime at the time he was injured, he must be considered for an award. 

    The Associated Press reported in March that “dozens” of locked-up sexual predators are receiving federal aid to take mail-order college courses through Pell grants, even though prison inmates normally are ineligible. Sex offenders who have completed their sentences, but are held for “treatment,” are not technically “prisoners,” and many have spent their stipends on “living expenses” such as DVD players, in that they have no “room and board” expenses. 


    Great Art! 

    Graduate art student Matthew Keeney’s latest piece of performance art, in February, called “The Waiting Project,” had him standing on streets in Syracuse, N.Y., waiting for someone to ask him what “The Waiting Project” is. In previous pieces, Keeney had held a “Super Bowl party for one” on a park bench, had earnestly watched ice sculptures melt, and had walked from the Capitol steps in Washington, D.C., to the Lincoln Memorial but stopping each time he heard a car horn and then starting again when he heard another. 

    Two aggressive art pieces sexualizing Jesus’ Last Supper were displayed earlier this year: Among the 74 plaster models shown in Gateshead, England, in January by British artist Terence Koh was one of Jesus and several disciples sporting generous erections. And in March, a retrospective of Austrian Alfred Hrdlicka went on display in the Cathedral Museum in Vienna, with the blessing of the archbishop of Vienna, even though it included a painting of the Last Supper as a “homosexual orgy,” in Hrdlicka’s description (because, he said, there were no women in the original Da Vinci painting that inspired it). (That piece was removed during the first week, after complaints.) 

    Last year, Montreal, Quebec, artist Michel de Broin created, as art, the hollowed-out shell of an old Buick powered only by a four-seater bicycle (with hand brakes, or, failing them, Fred Flintstone-type brakes). Nonetheless, when a group took the car out for a spin last October, an overzealous officer ticketed them for “driving” an unsafe “car,” but in April, after a daylong court hearing, the charges were dropped. 



    COPYRIGHT 2008 CHUCK SHEPHERD   

  • The cost to go on vacation seems to be doing nothing but rising these days. Set against a landscape of rising oil prices and the weakened state of the American dollar, travelers all too frequently have to reach for their already burdened wallets. 

    “While it’s true that many people are concerned about the economy, we find that this economic climate has a tremendous upside for today’s traveler, as there are phenomenal trips offered at great values,” said William Sutherland, Vice President, Travel, AAA Southern New England.  

    “We’re seeing more robust and interesting packages offered with many ‘extras’ thrown in that are not only appealing to consumers, but also enable them to get significant return on investment for their travel dollars. It’s important for today’s travelers to know what to look for, how to shop for and how to be prepared for booking a trip that suits their travel and budget needs,” he added. 

    Here are some ideas from AAA Travel on dollar-smart ways to travel in today’s challenging economy: 

    Look for travel extras. Today’s consumers are not necessarily seeking the least expensive trip, but are looking to get the most for their travel dollar. To accommodate those needs, some travel providers are even offering ‘extras’ with trips, such as gas cards, extra nights at a hotel, upgrades, etc. Consumers should be on the lookout č and ask for č those extras. 

    Be opportunistic. Many times, the best travel opportunities are discovered at the last minute. For consumers to take advantage of those offers, they need to be prepared for them. Passports can take up to six weeks to secure and with today’s new passport regulations, it’s a good idea to get yours ahead of time. That way, when a good offer comes along you will be able to take full advantage. 

    Maximize the value of the challenged U.S. dollar. Today’s traveler should look for trips that maximize the value of the U.S. dollar. For example, consider going to Europe by cruise ship. With a cruise, costs are paid in advance with U.S. dollars. All onboard meals are included, and the ship is your hotel so you can go from city to city without additional transportation costs. 

    Buy a package deal. While consumers can put together all of the pieces of a trip online, the best packages are typically developed by experienced travel counselors. These experts leverage their knowledge and connections in the business to compile deals that meet the individual’s unique needs. Many packages not only offer savings, but often include extras that heighten the travel experience. 

    Time your trip right. Peak travel time equates to top-tier prices while flexibility leads to savings. Consumers can take advantage of “shoulder seasons”  just before and just after peak travel times č to save money at many desired destinations. 

    Purchase third party trip insurance. Protect your investment. Know what your insurance includes. Be certain default insurance is part of the plan unfortunately, many consumers purchase travel insurance through the vacation provider and aren’t covered if that provider goes out of business. 

    Buy from reputable brands. Another form of “insurance” is to purchase your vacation from a reputable brand. Dependability, consistency and experience are the hallmarks of great brands. Wouldn’t you rather know your vacation provider stands behind you before, during and after your vacation? 

    Find trips that deliver on ‘connectedness.’ Recent studies show that time is “the new currency” and perhaps even more precious for some than money.  That said, today’s time-deprived traveler is often looking for trips that deliver on “quality time” and “connectedness” with friends and family. Travel providers offer many interesting trips ideal for family reunions, family vacations or time away with friends that really deliver on this. Explore the offers that offer something for everyone.

  • When I was young, my friend Dwayne and I were riding bicycles together. We pulled up beside each other, we talked for a minute and then gave each other a very cool high-five. A moment later we were laying on the payment catching our breath and bleeding from the knees and elbows. What was supposed to be cool, hurt. We were fortunate enough to get back up and work on the bikes and pedaled off with our pride intact.

    Not long ago, I was driving outside of Winston-Salem and saw two motorcycles laid out across a 300-yard stretch of highway. It appeared that the two street bikes had collided at high speed. The speed limit was 65 mph in that area so I’m sure they were running at a good clip. This is one of those situations that should have been 100 percent preventable. Riding side-by-side is a dangerous formation. It looks very cool but unless you’re filming a TV show č like CHIPS č or are in a special situation, you should learn to stagger your formation.

    Let’s break it down with math. The average motorcycle is three to five feet wide, times two bikes on an average 12-foot-wide road. That leaves two to four feet for a margin of error. Anything can cause a bike to swerve. The wind, an oncoming vehicle, a passing vehicle, an animal or one of you not paying attention č it’s an accident waiting to happen.

    In North Carolina, motorcycles are allowed to ride two abreast, however, no more than two. It is illegal to share a lane with a car and motorcycle. There are situations where riding side-by-side is appropriate. These situations include parades, funerals, escorting or situations of low speed. 

    So let’s break group riding down. There are three formations. Side-by-side, single file and staggered. The first thing is to be safe. The second is to maximize your space. If you are the lead rider you will want to ride in the left third lane to provide visibility to oncoming traffic. This position puts you in the best place to see around right-hand turns and corners. The second rider will want to be one second behind but now on the right third of the road. The next person will stagger from the second rider and behind the first rider back in the left third of the lane. Continue this formation accordingly. This will give you two seconds behind each rider and maximize your space while allowing a tight formation.

    The formation will expand and contract with traffic or the situation. If you get into curvy roads or poor visibility you will want to fall into a single-file formation. When in this situation you will want to remember to spread out your space and maintain that two-second distance.

    If someone falls back or breaks off for some reason, the group can slow down, wait at an appropriate location, or wait at your predetermined locations. Remember, if you are with a group, know what the plan is and have your own map just in case you separate.

    Riding in a group takes a lot of concentration, focus and practice. Keep your space and enjoy your friends and your ride.

    If there is a topic that you would like to discuss, please send your comments and suggestions to motorcycle4fun@aol.com. 

    RIDE SAFE!

  • {mosimage}While the box office is getting some major play with a few movies, some movie fans are gearing up for one of the hottest summer movie seasons in years. Old favorites likeIndiana Jones,Batman and those city dwellers from New York are expected to heat up the screen and the box office.

    Here’s a sneak peak at what’s expected to be the hottest movies of the summer:

    One of the most anticipated movies of the summer season may have the saddest story behind it. The latest in theBatman series,The Dark Knight, is expected to cause quite a stir at the box office. It’s true some people may go and see the movie out of morbid curiosity č it was, after all, Heath Ledger’s last movie, and if you believe what you read what may have contributed to his death. 

    My family and I are anxiously awaiting the return of Indiana Jones inIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It’s been almost 19 years sinceThe Last Crusade hit the big screen, but Harrison Ford still has the moves, the wit and the style to carry off the character of Indiana. Having watched this series from the beginning (and I’ll admit even watching the TV series, which by the way had a young Grady Bowman starring as the little Indiana), I am anxious to see what hair-raising stunts and spins they can throw in this flick.

    There’s quite a buzz about the big screen debut ofSex and the City. In fact, pundits are already making book on whether or not a second flick is in the works č and the first one isn’t even out yet. I have to be honest, I don’t understand the buzz about this movie because I never (gasp!) watched the series. Info on this movie indicates that it is as sharp as the TV show. This offering has one of the friends engaged, another expecting a new baby, one in the midst of marriage trouble and the other leaving the big city for the coast. Maybe the second film will have the gang jetting out to sunny California for awild reunion.

    Robert Downey Jr. has definitely reached a turning point in his career. Instead of seeing him only in courtroom shots and leaving rehab, we have the chance to see him three times this summer. His most highly touted film this summer isIron Man, the story of billionaire inventor-turned-superhero. In June, he makes a surprise appearance inThe Incredible Hulk, playingIron Man. In August he shows up in a film about an Oscar winning actor čTropic Thunder. I for one am glad that Downey has his act together.

    Final pick for the summer čThe Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. We, like a whole lot of people across the country, lovedThe Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It’s going to take a lot to live up to the first movie, but trailers and previews of the Caspian movie sound like it definitely has a chance of living up to, if not being better than, the first. I just wonder if there are any attacking polar bears?

    Contact Janice Burton at: editor@upandcomingweekly.com

  • {mosimage}Survivortook a turn for the macabre at the end of April. The women banded together against the men in what they gleefully called “the Black Widow Brigade.” Suddenly, the series didn’t seem like a harmless game anymore. The women were treating it like a bloody sacrificial rite, with murder in their eyes.

    “We’re spinning the guys around until they don’t know which way is up,” said Parvati with a diabolical laugh. “Then we’re devouring them.”

    Natalie was even scarier. She expressed a desire to suck the guys’ blood and even pantomimed licking it off her fingers.

    “I’d love to blindside Jason,” she said, “flossing my teeth with his jugular.”

    This week’s finale (Sunday, 8 p.m., CBS) may be the first one in whichSurvivorfans have to shield their eyes. I predict that the “Black Widow Brigade” will make good on their promise to eat every male contestant in the tribal council area. The sight of host Jeff Probst running into the jungle screaming will be a rather sad way to end the season.


    American Experience

    Wednesday, 8 p.m. (PBS)

    Say you were a television network making a documentary about the recent Republican president George H.W. Bush. Would you (a), aim for a balanced perspective, giving equal time to supporters and detractors, or (b), turn the program over to adoring fans to add a rosy glow to Bush’s controversial career? If you chose (a), you clearly aren’t PBS, begging for federal funds with another Bush in the White House. Apparently scared of the “liberal bias” charge, the network has created one of the most craven documentaries I’ve ever seen on TV.

    As Bush’s friends and family members tell it, with inspiring music on the soundtrack, George H.W. is just a decent fellow who wanted to do the right thing for his fellow countrymen. So when he welcomed racists into the Texas Republican Party in the 1960s, he was just being practical to advance a worthy cause. When he sought public office by denouncing civil rights, he was going against his true feelings. When he covered for Watergate-era Richard Nixon as Republican Party chairman, he was showing admirable loyalty.

    Let’s look a little closer at this last episode to see how the documentary skews reality. We see a clip of Bush questioning the media’s patriotism for simply asking legitimate questions about criminal activity in the White House. 

    “The president has said that he’s not involved in Watergate╔. and I accept that. And I don’t think it helps the stability or the forward progress of this country to speculate hypothetically when a man has made that statement.”

    Is anyone allowed to call Bush for his ugly role in the Watergate affair? Nope č we just get wife Barbara letting him off the hook with a deeply hilarious alibi. “George couldn’t believe a man could look you in the face and say, ‘I had nothing to do with this. I have not lied.’”

    I’m already dreading PBS’s heroic documentary about George W. Bush in the next decade or so.


    An American Crime

    Saturday, 9 p.m. (Showtime)

    Your heart leaps at the prospect of Catherine Keener and Ellen Page in a movie together. But it sinks when you learn the subject,An American Crime, is the true story of 16-year-old Sylvia Likens (Page), left to live with a sadistic stranger named Gertrude Baniszewski (Keener) by her carny parents. Occasional whippings culminate in gruesome torture and imprisonment in the basement.

    Page and Keener put everything they have into humanizing both victim and victimizer. But it’s a shame to see them work so hard in a movie that will only make you say “ewww.”

  •  

    {mosimage}I recently sat down with Doran Palmer, drummer for Fayetteville rock outfit Falling In Two. Doran shed some light on the band’s beginnings and their hopes for the future, while offering constructive criticism for Fayetteville’s music scene.

    Falling In Two isn’t really falling anywhere but in place.

    What do you think your band has that no one else has?

    The members who make up Falling In Two. No other band has these guys. We are unique to ourselves and our goals, our lives and who we are. No other band in the world has these four men. We create what we can, based on what we are able — we perform with an attitude and play with confidence. We are unique because we strive for it.

    If you only had two words to describe your band, what would they be, and why?

    Overly Critical. We spend a lot of time critiquing, not only the music, but our performances, sound quality, levels, appearances. We spend some rehearsals just going over the video from the last performance.

     Who came up with the name and why do you think it fits your band?

    The name Falling In Two as it is written was from the Dream Theater Album Falling Into Infinity. I actually brought up the name and the band changed “Into” to “In Two.” Although spelled different, the meaning is the same, or Falling In Two success. After many years for all the members of trying to build bands, with little success or recording with little success, or conflicts of writing styles, this group just fell together and we work perfectly together with the same desire, direction, likes and dislikes and we genuinely like each other.

    Influences, and why? Do you think you live up to their legacies? How do you think you can improve?

    As a band we are not influenced by anyone. We don’t write to sound like anyone else; in fact we make every effort not to. We are constantly writing in sort of tangents, not the opposite but the side opposite the norm. Creating new music is very difficult and time consuming, many of our newer songs took months to finalize. By ever creating and exploring new directions and ideas, we are not only improving our own personal abilities but taking the music to a different level and possibly direction.

    Noticed that you are from Seattle — how does having roots in such a rich music scene affect your outlook or experiences in Fayetteville’s little old music scene?

    For as small as Fayetteville is, I’ve been impressed. I don’t think there is enough diversity in the scene, but the venues here really aren’t set up for that. What is frustrating is that only a few bands are really working together. Falling In Two is constantly reaching out to other bands to share gigs with and that’s pretty much anywhere in the state or outside of the state for that matter. Very few venues are open to original bands, they want cover bands.

    Seattle is very different — if a record label executive, A&R or whoever, was coming to check out a band, every musician in the city knew about it and we were all there to support them and help them make it. It’s in all of our best interest to work together, that’s why so many bands come out of Seattle and the West C  oast in general. Here, we have conflict almost constantly, between the metal scene, rock, country, punk, emo, acoustic, R&B, hip hop — it’s like every group has their own agenda and won’t support anyone else.

    Where can Falling in Two fans catch you boys next?

    We will be at Jester’s Pub on May 9. We will have two more shows after that in the Fayetteville area, and then we will take off for a while and embark on regional tours. We only expect to move up from here. 

    If you think your attitudes towards music are in tune with Falling In Two, be sure to check them out at Jester’s on May 9. You can also enjoy some of their progressive rock anthems at none other than The Rock Shop, May 17; but if you really want to see Fayetteville’s music scene in all of its diversity, you have to check out the Special Forces Association’s Festival on Saturday, May 31. The day-long festival begins at 11 a.m. and will spotlight six of the areas top bands. The evening will end with a performance by Bad Company. For more information about the festival, see the story in this issue of Up & Coming Weekly. 

  • {mosimage}Finally, finally, finally.
        R.E.M. has made an album that not only returns the group to the sound and vibe of its early days, but it also rocks.
        Accelerate is the type of thinking rock fan's CD that not only has insightful, urgent and timely lyrics, but it's heavily drenched in guitarist Peter Buck's saturated, slightly distorted, roaringly angelic Rickenbacker.
        It's an album that I can see fans nodding along introspectively to the words of lead singer Michael Stipe one minute, while flicking their Bics and screaming "more cowbell!" the next.
    It's the album the R.E.M. army has been clamoring for since 1992's masterful Automatic for the People.
        Like most people, I became hooked on R.E.M. in the early days when they were just another slightly known band out of Athens, Ga., that had a sound reminiscent of The Byrds mixed with The Beatles, thrown in a blender with some Rolling Stones, a couple of Bob Dylan's lyrics and a jigger of moonshine.
        Unlike most people, R.E.M. changed my musical life.
        When I started out my freshman year of higher education, I was the typical mullet-headed, beer-drinking Southern boy from rural Nowhere, N.C.; which means, my musical tastes ranged from Loverboy to .38 Special to Toto.
        And then my roommate, who I considered completey bizarre and possibly from another planet when I first met him, turned me on to R.E.M.'s first realease, Chronic Town (for you kiddies born after 1980, EPs were a smaller version of LPs This was 1982 and CDs were just a whisper to audiophiles -- vinyl still ruled, though it was in its death throes, like the dinosaurs just before they smote by the hand of God or a fatal comet or some form form of reptilian Bubonic Plague) which featured an inscrutable ditty called Gardening at Night which was either about harvesting psychedelic mushrooms in the late evening or raiding a pot farmer's illicit patch. It was the kind of music I imagined they played on Martian radio stations.
        And I loved it.
        Since that time, I've devoured every R.E.M. realease, until they lost me with the baroque-yet-mainstream Out of Time, featuring the ubiquitous hit single Losing My Religion that almost made me lose my faith in the band. Then they reeled me back in with Automatic for the People, yet lost me again with all their subsequent releases, which seemed to be R.E.M. either pretending to be The Smashing Pumpkins (Monster) or Britney Speares on acid (Around the Sun).
        Accelerate has me back for good; or at least until The Rapture, which, by the way is a central theme of this CD — armageddon, alienation and angst over this era of war in Iraq, ever-soaring gas prices, rumors of global warming, and Paris Hilton making movies.
        The standout track on Accelerate is Supernatural Superstition, which addresses the aforementioned angst, only this flavor of  anxiety is personal, not global, addressing the struggle of the teenage years. It's and anthem for the misfits and oddballs of high school who wore black turtleneck, didn't have perfect skin, and couldn't throw a football the length of the Titanic.
    Consider these lyrics: "Humiliation of your teenage station/No one cares and nobody remembers." However, it ends with a hopeful note akin to how the nerds will inherit the Earth as we all make ourselves into something better as we age, except of course for the quarterback and homecoming queen who hit their peak at 18: "Realized your fantasies/And dressed up your travesties/Enjoy yourself with no regret."
        The themes of the end times and a time of confusion and despair return in the text of title track Accelerate("Sinking fast, the weight chained to my feet/No time to argue with belief/I'm not alone, a thousand others dropping faster than me"), and Until The Day Is Done, which combines bitter testimony about the war in the Middle East ("The battle's been lost/The war is not won") and the Roman Empire-like road the U.S. is traveling down by trying to placate the public's fear with bread and circuses — i.e., the promised tax refund checks ("An addled republic, a bitter refund/The business first flat earthers licking their wounds/The verdict is dire, the country's in ruins.")
    That's not to say R.E.M doesn't want you to dance to the music while we teeter on the eve of destruction. To paraphrase The Doors' poet/prophet Jim Morrison, "I'm going to get my kicks before the whole outhouse goes up in flames."
        R.E.M. dances on fire on the CD's final track, I'm Gonna DJ, which is a kissing cousin to the centerpiece of 1987's It's The End Of The World As We Know It, when lead singer Michael Stipe croons::  "I'm gonna DJ/Death is pretty final, I'm collecting vinyl/I'm gonna' dj at the end of the world/'cause if heaven does exist with a kickin' playlist/I don't wanna' miss it at the end of the world."
        Yeah, the world just might be in it's death throes, but R.E.M. is going to kick out the jams until God pulls the plug on the planet's respirator.

     
        Contact Tim Wilkins: tim@upandcomingweekly.com
     

  • {mosimage}During tough times, families try to make their dollars stretch as far as possible. But when the economy slows, con artists ramp up their efforts to try to get rich at your expense. They know that the lure of easy money or help getting out of debt can be tempting when money is tight. Don’t fall for their ploys.

    Here are some scams to watch out for during tough economic times:

    Credit Repair: Watch out for outfits that promise to fix your credit report for a fee. These scams cheat consumers out of hundreds of dollars and will do nothing to improve your credit. Under North Carolina law, it’s illegal to charge upfront fees for credit repair services.

    Debt Settlement: Avoid companies č including out-of-state lawyers č that offer to eliminate or cut your debts by negotiating with your creditors. These operations typically collect large upfront fees but reach very few settlements with creditors, leaving you deeper in debt. Under North Carolina law, it’s illegal to collect any upfront fee for debt settlement services. If you need help getting your debts under control, instead consider talking to a non-profit consumer credit counselor in your community about debt management services or budget counseling. 

    To find a reputable local counselor, contact the National Foundation for Credit Counseling at 1-800-388-2227 or www.nfcc.org. If your debt situation is especially difficult, you may want to consult a local bankruptcy attorney.

    Foreclosure Rescue: Steer clear of foreclosure assistance or rescue companies that want you to make your mortgage payment to them, or who tell you not to talk to your mortgage company or an attorney. Also, beware if they require payment before they will “help” you. It’s illegal to charge an upfront fee for foreclosure assistance services in North Carolina. For free help dealing with foreclosure, call the HOPE hotline at 888-995-HOPE.

    Sweepstakes: A sudden windfall sounds great but be skeptical of calls or mailings announcing that you’ve won a sweepstakes or lottery. Scammers use the promise of winnings to try to steal your money and your personal financial information. In some cases, they include a very legitimate looking check that is supposed to cover taxes and fees you’re told to pay before you can claim your prize. Once you cash the check and wire the money, the check turns out to be a fake č just like the promised prize.

    Business opportunity and work-at-home schemes:Promises that you can earn thousands of dollars a week working from home or get rich by investing in an exciting new business that’s guaranteed to make money sound tempting. But be skeptical about such offers. In most cases, the scheme will wind up costing you money rather than helping you make any. Never pay for information about a work-at-home offer, or for any kind of start-up kit, instructional booklet or list of clients. And never invest in a new business without checking it out thoroughly with our office and the Better Business Bureau. Take the time to think it over instead of getting pressured into a quick decision. 

    Free Grants:Don’t fall for ads you spot online or in your local newspaper that promise thousands of dollars in free government grants. The scammers say they can help you get a grant that you won’t have to repay and that doesn’t require a credit check. All you have to do is fill out an application and pay the company a fee. But once you pay the fee you’ll likely never see one dime of grant money.

  • Well, here it is.

    We’ve complained about not having a role in the selection of the presidential nominees. Now the campaign of the Democrats has come to our door. We are “in play” at last.

    So, what do we say about it? Do we celebrate our importance in the national decision-making contest? No. We shake our heads, frown and grumble that the ongoing, increasingly negative campaigning that characterizes the Obama-Clinton battle is annoying, counterproductive and demeaning.

    Many North Carolinians agree with the sentiment expressed by theNew York Times last week. “The Pennsylvania campaign was even meaner, more vacuous, more desperate, and more filled with pandering than the mean, vacuous, desperate, pander-filled contests that preceded it. Voters are getting tired of it; it is demeaning the political process; and it does not work.” It is getting to be time for the superdelegates to do what the Democrats had in mind when they created superdelegates: settle a bloody race that cannot be won at the ballot box.

    Maybe theTimes and the many others I have heard express the same view are correct. Maybe the primaries in North Carolina and the other remaining states are counterproductive for the Democrats and for the country.

    But I see it another way. I think the hard fought primary campaigns, negative advertising and all, may be the Democrats’ best possible preparation for the fall campaign. Conceding, of course, the downside in bitter feelings and lowered popularity of the ultimate candidate, I think the organizational process, the fundraising experience and the challenges the candidates have faced, are good preparation for the ultimate Democratic nominee. An easy win for either Clinton or Obama would not have conditioned either of them for the political war that the nominee will have to fight this fall. Political “coronations” may encourage happiness and good feelings within a party, but the so-called campaigns that lead up to them do not build the kind of experienced organizations that Obama and Clinton continue to grow. Ask Senator McCain!

    When the Democratic candidate goes to war this fall, his or her armies will have been battle tested. The candidates and their organizations will know the terrain of the entire country, and their troops will have the confidence of hardened veterans who have already fought together and learned the strengths and weaknesses of their fellow soldiers. They know who can help in every part of the country, and, more importantly, they know the people who actually can be counted on to do the job.

    The hard knocks Obama and Clinton have exchanged this year so far are nothing compared to what the nominee will experience in the general election.

    AsTime magazine columnist Joe Klein explained last week when discussing the necessary qualities of a presidential candidate, “It helps to be a warrior, for one thing. It helps to be able to take a punch and deliver one č even, sometimes, a sucker punch.” 

    With respect to Obama’s disdain for this kind of rough and tumble campaigning, Klein writes, “But the presidency will not be won if he doesn’t learn that the only way to reach the high-minded conversation he wants, and the country badly needs, is to figure out how to maneuver his way through the gutter.”

    If Obama is the nominee and then is victorious in the fall, the person to whom he should be most indebted would be Hillary Clinton. As the toughest sparring partner imaginable, she will have turned Obama’s great potential as a candidate into a seasoned and solid national competitor.

    The reverse is also true. If Clinton is nominated, she should thank Obama for making her stronger than she would have been otherwise.

    But if Clinton is not the nominee, will this campaign have been good for her? I think so. If she loses, does it graciously, and then supports Obama 100-percent in the fall, her powerful primary campaign will have earned her an increased national leadership role. 

    With her experience and solid group of supporters, she can be a serious contender again. And, if Obama is the nominee and loses in the fall, watch out for her in 2012.

     

  • {mosimage}I’m warning you right off the bat, the following is a trick question.

    If I gave you a list of 12 major industrialized countries and asked you where the highest share of medical bills was paid directly by patients rather than by third parties, would you say the United States? Or at least put the U.S. in the top tier?

    Most people who consider themselves well-informed about health policy would pick America as a system with relatively high out-of-pocket spending. They’d be wrong. According to a 2007 study, the U.S. ranks ninth out of 12 industrialized countries in the share of total health spending financed out of pocket, at about 13 percent. That’s slightly lower than in Canada, a dreamland for many government-monopoly advocates, where patients directly pay for nearly 15 percent of medical services. The share exceeds 20 percent in Italy, Portugal and Spain, and reaches about one-third in Switzerland. 

    As North Carolina and the rest of the nation move into the thick of the 2008 political season, health care promises to be a popular topic. One good rule of thumb is to doubt those who proclaim that health care issues have simple solutions or that there is some way for reformers to score a free lunch by spending a lot less, getting a lot more and hurting no one in the process. 

    Careful analysis and valid international assessments of national health systems confirm that tradeoffs are no less inevitable in health care than in other economic sectors. Governments that use taxes, regulations, and monopolies to restrain health spending end up limiting patient access to care and reducing the real incomes of medical providers č the average French physician earns the equivalent of $55,000 a year, for example, compared to $146,000 for the average U.S. general practitioner and $271,000 for the average U.S. specialist. If the goal is to slash doctors’ incomes, at least be honest about it.

    To start with, it’s important to shed any preconceived notions about the American health-care system as a free market and European or Japanese health care as a government monopoly. The story is far more complicated č and interesting č than that. Obviously, given that the U.S. does not have government-run health insurance for the able-bodied, non-poor adult population, the share of health care spending that flows through government in the U.S. is lower than in Britain, which has a system verging on true socialized medicine. But the U.S. proportion isn’t zero. Nearly half of all American health spending is by governments č Medicare, Medicaid and other programs. Canada’s share is 70 percent. Most big European nations have shares between 70 percent and 80 percent.

    ╩Taking the share of government health care in the U.S. up by 20 points, to Canada’s level, would be a big (and in my view unwelcome) change. But it wouldn’t be quite as radical a change as some liberals and conservatives seem to think.

    Moreover, the share of health care accounted for by government programs is hardly the only indicator of the extent of market control or decontrol. While America has less government insurance, we impose more significant licensing regulations on medical providers and institutions than do some of our competitors, where nurse practitioners and other lower-cost alternatives are more readily available to consumers. Furthermore, America’s generous tax deductions for health care distort markets for insurance and service provisions in ways that are not always present in Europe.

    ╩On the other side of the ledger, be wary of those who equate “universal coverage” with “universal care.” Plenty of people residing in European countries where they are guaranteed, by law, to have “free” health care are less able to secure a doctor’s appointment or receive a medical procedure than the average American is.

    Before North Carolina or national politicians go plunging into a new round of “reform,” they should study more carefully what other countries actually do, how their policies affect the quality and availability of medical services, and whether Americans would ever accept the constraints on liberty that European-style health insurance would necessarily bring.

     

  • {mosimage}Dear EarthTalk: How is wind power faring in the U.S. now? Is more of it coming on line and becoming a larger percent of the grid? And what about some of the highly publicized efforts to build wind farms, such as in Cape Cod, Mass. Has that been approved?

    č Paul Howe, San Francisco, Calif.


    Clean and green wind energy is the new darling of alternative energy developers, and the U.S. industry has been surging the past three years, especially as developers take advantage of government incentives č in the form of the so-called Production Tax Credit (PTC) č for erecting turbines and connecting them to the grid.

    The nonprofit American Wind Energy Association (AWEA) reports that, in 2007 alone, total U.S. wind power capacity grew by a new record of 45 percent, injecting some $9 billion into the economy. These new installations provide enough electricity to power 1.5 million typical American homes while strengthening the nation’s energy supply with clean, homegrown electricity.

    According to AWEA, utility-grade wind power installations are now in operation across 34 U.S. states, generating more than 16,000 megawatts (MW) of electricity cumulatively č enough to power upwards of 4.5 million homes and to generate 45,000 new domestic jobs. But even with this growth, wind energy still accounts for just one percent of U.S. electricity supply. Continued growth apace with that of recent years, though, should make it a major player in the American energy scene within a decade. President George W. Bush himself recently suggested that wind has the potential to supply up to 20 percent of the nation’s electricity.

    Of course, the volatility of oil prices has helped wind energy gain its foothold. Once a wind farm is built, the fuel cost is essentially zero (as long as the wind blows), whereas fluctuating fossil fuel prices have made traditional power sources more costly and risky. Upping our reliance on wind power has also allowed us to lower our overall carbon footprint. If coal or natural gas were to be substituted to generate the electricity we now get from wind, it would put 28 million additional tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere every year. Wind power also saves water by not requiring the billions of gallons of water used to cool coal-fired power plants, an increasingly contentious issue in arid areas with limited access to fresh water.

    As for the contentious Cape Wind project proposed for Nantucket Sound in Massachusetts, the federal agency in charge, the U.S. Minerals Management Service, is sifting through tens of thousands of public comments and expects to make a final decision on the project by next winter. But even if they give it the green light, extensive permitting demands and legal challenges will likely hold up construction for years.  

    AWEA thinks that 2008 can be as much of a growth year as 2007 if Congress extends the PTC program. The Senate has already approved extending the PTC for at least one more year, but the House has yet to bring it up for a vote. Meanwhile, wind energy proponents are pacing the halls of Congress trying to persuade their representatives that what’s good for the wind industry is good for America.

     

  •   If a survey was taken, people in Fayetteville would not be surprised to find that Fayetteville probably has more runners per capita than any city in the United States. You can’t drive down the street without passing runners č in the winter, in the rain, in the hot summer afternoons. A lot of that can be attributed to our connection to Fort Bragg, but whatever the case, in addition to being an All American city, Fayetteville is also a running city.

    And on Saturday, May 10, runners will get another chance to hit the streets to participate in the 7th Annual John E. Norman Cinco de Mayo 10K and 5K road race. The annual event has traditionally been held downtown, but this year will be held on Fort Bragg, with an eye to returning downtown in 2009. The run, organized by Julio Ramirez, is designed to promote the Hispanic culture. Cinco de Mayo is commonly celebrated as Mexican Independence Day, but actually it is a celebration of the Battle of Puebla in 1862. The battle saw the country engaged in a fight with France. France had loaned money to the Mexican government in its early years, and when Mexico quit making payments, France invaded. The French Army, who had not been defeated in 50 years, invaded Mexico with the finest modern equipment and with a newly reconstituted Foreign Legion (French Foreign Legion).

    France used the debt issue to establish its own leadership in Mexico by installing Napoleon’s relative, Archduke Maximilian of Austria, as ruler of Mexico. France invaded the Gulf Coast of Mexico and began to march toward Mexico City.╩

    Marching on toward Mexico City from the coast, the French army encountered strong resistance at the Mexican forts of Loreto and Guadalupe. Led by Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin, a small, poorly armed militia of about 4,500 were able to stop and defeat a well outfitted French army of 6,500 soldiers, which halted the invasion of the country. The victory was a glorious moment for Mexican patriots and is the cause for the historical date’s celebration.╩

    Unfortunately, the victory was short-lived. Upon hearing the bad news, Napoleon had found an excuse to send more troops overseas to try and invade Mexico again, against the wishes of the French populace. Thirty thousand more troops and a full year later, the French were eventually able to depose the Mexican army, take over Mexico City and install Maximilian as the ruler of Mexico.╩

    Maximilian’s rule of Mexico was also short-lived, from 1864 to 1867, ending as the U.S. began to provide more political and military assistance to Mexico to expel the French. Despite the eventual French invasion of Mexico City, Cinco de Mayo honors the bravery and victory of General Zaragoza’s small, outnumbered militia at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. 


    While this Cinco de Mayo 10K is not a battle, it does challenge its participants to give their best. This year’s run will follow the same route as the annual Jingle Bell Jog. Runners come from across the state and at least three or four other states to participate in this event.

    The race, which will start on Ardennes Street beside the John F. Kennedy Special Warfare Museum will begin at 8:30 a.m. Runners in both the 10K and 5K will start at the same time, with the 10K runners taking the lead. The event will be timed and prizes will be awarded to the top finishers. Entry fees are $20 in advance and $25 on the day of the race. Ball caps will be given to all runners. Registration for the race starts at 7 a.m. Runners will be issued a timing chip. Failure to return the chip results in a $30 fee.

    A Mexican-style cookout will be held following the race. All runners will receive a steak fajita plate. Non-runners will be charged a $5 per plate fee.

    The Green Beret Parachute team will jump into the cookout following the race. If you do not have a sticker to access Fort Bragg, allow an extra 30 minutes to get on post. 

    For more information, visit www.cincodemayo10k.org.

    Contact Janice Burton at: editor@upandcomingweekly.com

  •     The Braxton Bragg AUSA Chapter of the Association of the United States Army will host a “Welcome Home Heroes” celebration on May 10, 2008. The event is free to the public and is especially designed for soldiers/airman and their families. It will also honor and host several Fort Bragg Wounded Warriors.
        {mosimage}Gates to Festival Park will open at 1 p.m. Beginning at 2 p.m. there will be music, activities and food and beverage concessions for the crowd to enjoy. The Cape Fear Kiwanis will provide free ice cream for the children.
        The afternoon is filled with several fun and festive events to create a patriotic and celebratory family atmosphere for all.
        A highlight will be the opening ceremony at 4:30 p.m. with the Green Beret Parachute Team jumping in a giant American flag. The crowd will be asked to sing the National Anthem making it one of Fayetteville’s largest choirs of all time
        At 5 p.m., Morris Cardenas and the Borderland Band will open for multiple Grammy award winner, Lonestar.               Lonestar will take the stage around 7p.m.
        Below is a tentative schedule of the afternoon’s events:
        1 p.m. Festival Park opens to the public
        2 p.m. Vendors and Activities open.
        4 p.m. – 5 p.m.  Opening Ceremonies:
        Welcome by Braxton Bragg AUSA President Elect Scott Thein
        Junior ROTC Color Guard to Post Colors in front of the stage
        Green Beret Parachute Team will jump into Festival Park with an oversized American Flag.
        Singing of the National Anthem
        The Village Christian Student Choir will kick off the music with several patriotic songs.
        5 p.m.  6:30 p.m. Morris Cardenas and the Borderland Band
        6:30 p.m. AUSA along with Powers Swain Chevrolet and Reed-Lallier Chevrolet will present a $50,000 check in         support of the Fort Bragg Wounded Warrior program.
        7 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. Lonestar
        8:30 p.m. Closing Remarks by AUSA President-Elect, Scott Thein.


  •     I didn’t know what to expect when I agreed to meet members of Fayetteville’s Rogue Rollergirls – the city’s only female roller derby team – at their home court, the Round-A-Bout Skating Rink behind Eutaw Village Shopping Center.
        The only real knowledge of the sport I possess is what I had gleaned from the 1972 movie Kansas City Bombers, starring Raquel Welch, and the few televised matches I’d watched back in the sport’s heyday of the '70s, where my adolescent mind was rocked and rolled like an off-kilter Roman candle by the sight of girls aggressively throwing other girls around like rag dolls on wheels.
        Those women scared me to the depths of my soul.
        However, after meeting the Rogue Rollergirls, all I could think of was the tag line from the old Virginia Slims cigarette ad – you’ve come a long way baby.{mosimage}
        The Rogue Rollergirls are not the brutish, unfeminine bunch of bruisers I had envisioned. Though all were athletic and toned, a few were actually what I’d call "dainty" in appearance. They reminded me of that Don Henley/Stevie Nicks song, Leather and Lace – tough as an old saddle, but also soft and feminine as the black fishnets, which, along with a military-style camouflage top, they wear into battle against other tough, yet soft girls.
        Mothers, soldiers, wives of soldiers, daughters, girlfriends – the Rogue Rollergirls it turns out, pretty much run the spectrum of Fayetteville womanhood.
        Bull Lee (all the girls use stage names that represent their on-rink personality) who founded the team in October of 2006, is married to a soldier deployed in Afghanistan and a mother of two. She looks more like an aerobics instructor or phys ed teacher than a lady who could crush your skull with a single flying elbow – which, by roller derby rules (yes, there are rules in this seemingly unorganized chaos of estrogen-fueled aggression) you’re not allowed to do during the match.
        Speaking of rules, after talking to Bull and consulting the Internet, this is Roller Derby 101: there are 14 girls to a team, with five on the rink floor. The person who scores is the jammer, who uses her blockers to get around the rival skaters. The jammer scores when she laps the competition. You may block using body parts above the hips, excluding forearms, hands and head. Elbows may be used in blocking, but cannot be swung at other players or used to hook an opponent's arm.
        It’s an aggressive, action-packed sport that hooked Bull and never let go.
        "I was skating in Ohio with the Jet City Rollergirls when I moved here with my husband," said Lee. "I tried out for the Carolina Rollergirls in Raleigh and made the team, but then my husband was deployed. With two small children I couldn’t make the commute two to three times a week for practices.
        "I .did not want to stop,” said Lee. “Once you start derby it’s a lifestyle, not a sport.
        "So in October I had a meet and greet, about 10 girls showed up and we started from there. In about six months or so, we were up to about 20 girls. Our first bout was March, 2007, against ourselves and we had 400 people show up."
        Among the first skaters to show up for Bull’s casting call was Evergrace, a trim, attractive girl who looks … well … graceful.
        Though "grace" had nothing to do with her first real match.
        "During the introduction, I tripped on my first step into the ring and fell flat on my face in front of everyone," said a sheepish Evergrace.
        But she recovered from that first misstep to become one of the “grannies, or leaders, of the team – a team that is 4-0 on the season.
        It is Evergrace’s job to mold and bring along such young talent as Lief Mia Alone, a native of Maine who wears magenta and black make-up around her eyes and sports a scarlet streak in her hair that gives her the futuristic look of Mad Max meets Blade Runner.
        Like Bull and some of the other skaters, Mia was deeply affected by the 2001 documentary Hell on Wheels, an award-winning film that featured a group of Texas women hell-bent on reclaiming the glory days of roller derby.
        "I saw the roller girls show on A&E and I had to do it," said Mia. "Roller derby is the most fun I’ve ever had. The best thing about it is having an aggressive sport that women can participate in. And the girls are great."
        Despite the aggressiveness of the sport, Lee says serious injuries are rare, though she did follow that up with the news that recently, one of the Rogue Rollergirls broke her leg in three places.
        However, the danger to life and limb doesn’t dissuade the Rollergirls, not even the oldest member of the team, Slipknot, whose muscle tone and unlined face betrays her true chronological age. (Side note: None of these girls had any apparent scars. Or blemishes. Which make me think maybe women should just ditch the Curves workout and L’Oreal and strap on a pair of skates.)
        "I’ve been doing it for seven months and I really have to work hard to keep up with the younger girls," said Slipknot, who in real life works as a military contractor. "I always roller skated in the parking lot where I worked and someone told me there was a derby team. I showed up at practice and have loved it ever since.
        "My favorite part of it is the adrenaline rush," said Slipknot. "Pure adrenaline. Once you get the adrenaline, that’s the drug; you don’t want to do anything else."
        In fact, Slipknot carries a lottery ticket around, waiting for the big payoff so she can devote her life to the sport.
        "If I ever win I’ll be gone from my job and doing roller derby every day," said Slipknot. "I’ll build my own rink for the girls."
        You don’t have to wait to win the lottery to watch the Rogue Rollergirls in action. On May 4 at 4:30 p.m., they meet the Reedy River Girls of Greenville, S.C., at the Round-A-Bout, 880 Elm St. Tickets are $12 or $7 for kids ages 6-11. You can save $2 by visiting the Rollergirls’ Web site, www.roguerollergirls, and buying tickets there.
        The after party is at Coaches, where I’m hoping the still attractive Raquel Welch shows up in her Kansas City Bombers outfit.
        Or better yet, fishnets and camo.

  •     With the Dogwood Festival just behind us, there has been a lot of opportunity to soak up free music — largely of the pop genre. If your ear is a bit more discerning, you might want to check out The Fayetteville Symphonic Band’s performance at Reeves Auditorium on the campus of Methodist University, May 1 at 7:30 p.m.
        “Symphonic” is kind of a scary word that can be a little intimidating. Not to worry. A symphonic band is a performing ensemble consisting of several members of the w family, b family and p family. Its various repertoires include original wind c and arranged c items. The Fayetteville Symphonic Band exists to pursue quality band literature with community members who are interested in the same thing. The life-long instrumentalist has a place to perform great band music with this community minded group. The group had been on and off for a period of time until it met Director Jonathan Andrews. He resurrected the band two years ago, and since that time, the band has solidly picked up steam.
        The evening will offer a delightful variety of musical compositions. Dr. Larry Wells, assistant director of the FSB, calls the selections a “Smorgasbord.”
        “We will feature everything from older turn of the century music from the British Isles to traditional March music,” he said.
        There is no set theme to these concerts, which is why the FSB is excited to feature The Methodist University Chorale in conjunction with its musical selections. The Methodist University Chorale is a select group of individuals chosen for their personality, moral character and leadership qualities, as well as for their exceptional talent in music. Wells would like to see a large turnout for the evening.
        “This is our final performance of the season, we’ve gained a lot of talented players, and the band is doing phenomenally,” he said.  “We expect next year to be even better.”
        The event is free and open to the public.
        If you’d like more information about the FSB, either in regard to this specific performance, or if you are interested in joining the band, please contact Dr. Larry Wells at 910.630.7602 or at lwells@methodist.edu. You can also visit the Web site at www.fayettevillecommunityband.org.

  •     In the coming weeks if you’re walking through town and you see a lot of teenagers sporting "I agree with Jeffy" T-shirts, don’t be afraid to ask them about it. That’s what the shirts are designed to do — to get people asking questions, to get people talking.
        The "I agree with Jeffy" campaign is the brainchild of area youth pastors in response to the many confusing messages today’s youth are bombarded with.
        America’s youth are inundated with all kinds of messages. They get them from the media, from the entertainment world and from their peers, explained John McIntyre, the youth pastor at Manna Church.             These messages are often confusing, leaving teens wondering exactly who it is they are supposed to be and what it is they are supposed to do. Even the messages they receive from religious organizations can get confusing. McIntyre, along with a number of youth pastors from area churches decided after much prayer that it was time to do something about that — so they started the "I agree with Jeffy" campaign.
        "We have been talking about doing something to send a strong signal to the younger generation that the church is not divided," said McIntyre. "We want them to see that there are so many things that are central to our faith."
        That idea has formed into a major youth event on Friday, May 2, on the campus of Fayetteville Technical Community College. Called “One Night. One City. One God,” the event is not a festival. It is also not the typical youth event with skits and drama. It is a night dedicated to worship and prayer — with the emphasis on prayer.
        {mosimage}McIntyre said that by putting forth the core central beliefs of the church the young people can see the common ground they have with other people.
        "We are letting these young people see they really are the silent majority," he said
        The Jeffy campaign is central to the event.
        "It’s really a grass roots type of movement in public schools," explained McIntyre.
        Students can wear the Jeffy shirts and then can recognize that there are other Christians around them who they were unaware of. The shirts can also start discussions and lead to questions from others.             McIntyre said those questions will give youth the opportunity to share their faith.
        "We’re not talking about shoving anything down someone’s throat," he said. "It’s simply the start of a discussion on belief."
        Getting to the heart of those central beliefs is a big part of the Friday night event. It is expected that more than 1,000 teens will turn out for the night of worship and prayer.
        "We (the youth pastors) were talking about what could happen if these teens could catch a glimpse of how many of them there are. They are not outnumbered. They get battered by the media and by others who don’t share their beliefs," he continued. "It’s easy for them to get discouraged in their faith. This event is designed to encourage them to take a stand — to gather strength in seeing how many they are."
        McIntyre explained that many of the youth groups in the core churches involved in organizing the event have been praying for quite a while for the event. Some have even been involved in a 21-day "Daniel Fast" to prepare their hearts and minds for the night. The Daniel Fast is based on the Biblical story of Daniel, a young Jewish man taken into captivity. He and three of his friends refused the king’s food, and instead asked to eat only that which was in keeping with their religious beliefs. Their request and their actions were in keeping with their commitment to God. The fast itself requires the eating of fruits and vegetables and the elimination of processed foods, sugars and meats from the diet. It also calls for dedicated prayer.
        Throughout the evening, youth groups will lead the attendees in praise and worship, and then groups will break off into small groups for directed prayer on issues surrounding teens, families and communities.
    All area youth groups, and those not involved in youth groups or churches, are invited to attend. The event begins at 6 p.m. and is expected to end at 9 p.m. For more information, visit the Web site wjeffy.com.

  •     There was some fiery debate at the April 21 meeting of the Cumberland County Board of Commissioners over a Sandy Creek Road man’s attempt to seek a conditional-use permit to expand the crematorium on his property.
        Neighbors expressed concerns about the crematorium owned by David Campbell, 6771 Sandy Creek Road, saying the crematorium spews toxic gasses; they were seeking not only to have the conditional-use permit denied, but have the crematorium removed from the property.
    Cape Fear Crematorium has been located on Campbell’s property since 1992, and at the time it was built there was no zoning for that part of the county.
        Neighbors Preston and Margarette Dunn, who have lived adjacent to Campbell since 1972, opposed the expansion, citing the toxicity of chemicals expelled in the burning of human bodies, such as dioxin and mercury.
        At a previous meeting of the Cumberland County Planning Board, which approved the expansion request by Campbell, Margarette Dunn said, “This is the first opportunity that we have had to object to this crematorium or accept it because there was no zoning when it was built. Our land values have fallen and our potential for development has decreased because of these potential emissions. The mercury is a serious issue with residents and children.”
        James McLean III, the attorney representing the Dunns, concentrated on the presence of dioxin, saying it was a major ingredient in Agent Orange, a Vietnam War-era defoliant that was later proven to cause many health problems in veterans, including cancer.
        Neil Yarborough, attorney for Campbell, countered, "This is the first time I’ve ever heard anything about any Agent Orange."
        Yarborough said the crematorium has been inspected and found to be in compliance with rules and regulations put forth by the North Carolina Crematory Authority, the North Carolina Department of Environment and Natural Resources and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
        Representatives from the North Carolina Department of Environment and Natural Resources told the commissioners that the crematorium has been inspected as recently as December due a complaint the agency received, and the crematorium was found to be in compliance.
        These same representatives said that the Environmental Protection Agency no longer monitors the output of crematoriums because they are not considered a danger to the community.
        "As far as poisons go," said Yarborough, "this is an agricultural area with turkey farms and where many toxic chemicals are used. Environmentally, the crematorium is safer than a lot of what surrounds it.
        "Mr. Campbell wants to install a newer, more efficient furnace that will reduce emissions even further," added Yarborough.
        After much debate, the Dunns agreed to withdraw their opposition to the conditional-use permit if Campbell promised not to build a second crematorium on his property.
        Campbell agreed and the conditional-use permit request was passed 6-1, with Commissioner John Henley the only negative vote. Henley voted no after his motion for more stringent language in the conditional-use permit died due to lack of a second.

  •     Last year at this time, people were looking at the skies and hoping for rain. Gardeners, who lovingly tend their flowers, painstakingly watered their plants just hoping for the blooms. We don’t have that problem this year, as the old saying ‘April showers bring May flowers’ will ring true when the Public Works Commission of Fayetteville and the Junior League of Fayetteville present a May Day Celebration on Sunday, May 4, from 1-4 p.m. at the Cape Fear Botanical Garden.
        "May Day is a celebration of spring and the Earth," said Angela Dennis, development officer of Cape Fear Botanical Garden. "Our focus is on the environment, recycling and the importance of certain things in the environment."
    May Day is a popular event that has been celebrated for thousands of years throughout diverse cultures.
        The educational activities, which will take place throughout the garden, entail making May baskets, headbands, soil painting, face painting, pony rides, carriage rides, dancing around the Maypole, jumping castle, bubble activity, Polaroid picture cards, birding activity, rain sticks and other nature-related activities. The Maypole is the most familiar feature of May festivities. Children perform dances around the pole, weaving ribbons in and out to create a striking pattern.
        {mosimage}"One of the highlights of the event is our milk carton flotilla,” said Dennis.  “This activity teaches kids about the importance of recycling."
        Dennis said the kids will construct boats out of milk cartons, decorate them and launch their milk cartons in the Botanical Garden’s Pond.
        The Dogwood Queens will be on hand to paint the children’s faces. Dr. Waddle will be on site with a variety of snakes for the kids to play with and learn about."
        Local firemen will bring the fire truck and discuss fire safety with the children. The Fayetteville Mounted Police will use the festival as an opportunity to teach the children not only about safety, but also about the care of the animals who are their partners.
        "Kids will learn a lot about nature through these activities," said Dennis. "Everyone plays an important role in taking care of our Earth."
        Food and drinks will also be available for sale. The Boy Scouts will sell hot dogs in order to raise funds for their troop. There will be a bike raffle to encourage children to play outdoors, exercise and stay active.  
        "We encourage people to come early so they can enjoy all of the activities," said Dennis. "This family oriented event has always been a community favorite."
        Admission is free and the public is invited. The event will take place rain or shine. For more information, call 486-0221.  
     

  •     For those of you who only associate the Army and music with Reveille or The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy From Company C, prepare to have your minds blown and your horizons expanded by the Jazz Ambassadors when they play the Crown Theater on May 1.
        The Jazz Ambassadors are an elite, 19-piece touring jazz orchestra representing the United States Army that plays a wide variety of music: big band, swing, bebop, Latin, military anthems and marches, jazz standards and patriotic standards.
        {mosimage}The Jazz Ambassadors are the Special Forces of the military music set, with rigorous requirements almost on a par with their Green Beret brethren.
        "We’re not like typical military bands," said Sgt. 1st Class David Bullman, the Jazz Ambassadors’ tour coordinator. "You can’t ‘just join.’ First, we have to have an opening, then you have to send us an audition tape. If your tape is better than everyone else’s, then we’ll call you in for an audition.
        "You’ll play for us and if we like you, we’ll send you to an Army recruiter and you’ll go through everything else a regular recruit does, including basic training," Bullman said.
        Members accepted into the Jazz Ambassadors are automatically assigned a rank of E6.
        Bullman says all members of the orchestra have advanced music backgrounds and many are former music teachers, with all having been tutored in the discipline of jazz.
        A typical set list for the Jazz Ambassadors includes songs such as Duke Ellington’s Rockin’ in Rhythm,       Rodgers and Harts’ Blue Moon, and the traditional torch song, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.
    Other artists covered by the band include Leonard Bernstein, Irving Berlin and even pop chanteuse Cyndi Lauper.
        The band also performs its own compositions.
        "We have several members who have written and scored music," said Bullman. "So we like to play some of their original pieces."
        The band has appeared in all 50 states, plus Canada, Mexico, Japan, India and throughout Europe. Typically, the band will play around 100 gigs a year. When not playing in theaters and civic centers and coliseums, the Jazz Ambassadors entertain high school kids.
        Bullman says the Jazz Ambassadors’ popularity is "amazing."
        "You wouldn’t believe all the e-mails we get from appreciative fans," said Bullman. "People are especially complimentary of our patriotic songs; many simply can’t believe soldiers can play with the high level of musicianship this band does."
        Instruments played by the Jazz Ambassadors include trumpet, trombone, guitar, drums, saxophone, bass and piano.
        Vocals are provided by Master Sgt. Marva Lewis.
        "Our vocalist, Lewis, and drummer (Staff Sgt. Todd Harrison) seem to be our most popular performers," said Bullman.
        As an example of the sort of musical background found among the members of the Jazz Ambassadors, Lewis served as principle vocalist for the Jazz Knights at the United States Military Academy, the Soldier Show and the Wiley College A Cappella Choir.
        Harrison has performed professionally for more than 22 years with greats such as Kirk Whalum, Bill Watrous, Marvin Stamm, Clark Terry and Paul Gilbert. Harrison studied composition at San Jacinto Junior College and percussion performance at Houston Baptist University.
        "I promise a great show for everyone who comes," said Bullman.
        And you can’t beat the price: the concert starts at 7:30 p.m. and is free to the public.


  • This co-worker guy, who I hardly know, has been stalking me at work. I don’t want to cause trouble for him, but...he’s creepy. He’s been asking co-workers about me and finding me on my breaks. Today, as I was leaving for lunch, he said, “I haven’t stopped thinking about you.” The hairs on my neck stood up. The shower music from Psycho came into my head!! I (like an idiot) said, “Shoot me an e-mail.” (I don’t have the guts to tell him, “Screw off, you ugly, creepy, uh, expletive.”) Of course, he e-mails me č inviting me to lunch or dinner, saying he wants to get to know me better. Since I love your “tact,” I’d love to respond using your words. Something that says: 1. You’re creepy. 2. You obviously live with your mother. 3. Never in your lifetime. 

    --The Hunted


    Alfred Hitchcock might’ve retired to some sleepy town in England after a career as an elementary school filmstrip operator č save for his wise decisions while directing “Psycho.” Imagine Hitch weighing the dramatic possibilities: “Let’s see, shall we have a shadowy figure slipping into a motel bathroom, opening the shower curtain and raising a big knife to stab a terrified naked woman č or should some lad drop in at the woman’s office to tell her ‘I haven’t stopped thinking about you’ as a lead-up to asking when she might be free for lunch?”

    Come on, a guy at work gives you reason to believe he has a crush on you and the shower music from “Psycho” comes into your head? When you see sheep nibbling on grass in a pasture, do you hear the theme from Jaws? Your complaint that this guy is “stalking” you reminds me of the old joke: It’s only sexual harassment when the guy asking you out is ugly, broke and works in the mailroom. Actual stalking is a willful and malicious form of intimidation č persistent, unwanted pursuit after the pursuer has been informed that his or her attentions are unwanted. Stalkingvictims.com reports that most U.S. states define stalking as behavior that would instill fear in a reasonable person. Sorry, but what are you afraid of, getting cooties by association? The stench of loserhood lingering in your hair? 

    You take the post-modern approach to saying no, ditching “No means no” for “’Shoot me an e-mail’ means no.” Unfortunately, most people, including Dorky Boy, are probably working off the old definition. To make matters worse, if a guy really likes you, when one door fails to close, another 10 doors open. So, while you’re waiting for him to read your mind about what a “creepy, uh, expletive” you think he is, he’s probably laying out his dinner clothes, researching fine wine and wondering whether you should name the children after his late grandma or yours. 

    It didn’t have to get to this point. All you had to do was be kind enough to say something the first time he expressed interest č nothing cutting about his looks or living arrangements č just “Thanks for asking, but I’m not interested.” You might also try squeezing out a little respect for guys who get up the nerve to go after what they want č especially as a girl who doesn’t have the guts to speak up about what she doesn’t. If you “No, thanks!” a guy a few times, and he fails to back off, sure, call for reinforcements. Until then, do your best to avoid crying wolf while being pursued down the halls of your office by a quivering, three-legged Chihuahua.


    Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA╩ 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com (www.advicegoddess.com)

    (c)2008, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved.

  • Lawyer confidentiality rules kept one man improperly on death row for 10 years and a probably innocent man in prison for 26, according to news that surfaced in January (in Virginia) and March (in Illinois). Daryl Atkins (sentenced to death in 1997) was the victim of probable prosecutorial misconduct, according to his co-defendant’s lawyer, Leslie Smith, who said he witnessed the misconduct but could not report it because a lesser sentence for Atkins would have exposed his own client to greater punishment. In Illinois, Alton Logan was convicted of a murder during a 1982 robbery. However, shortly afterward, Andrew Wilson admitted to his lawyers that he was the murderer, but bar association rules prohibited them from revealing that. When Wilson died in 2007, the lawyers went public, and Logan’s case has been re-opened. 


    The Aristocrats! 

    Mayor Art Madrid of La Mesa, Calif., apologized in February for an incident the week before when police found him, along with a female city employee, passed out about 10:30 p.m. Madrid was lying on the sidewalk near an SUV; the woman was in the driver’s seat with her legs sticking out the open door; and vomit littered the area. 

    A patient reporting for an appointment with dentist Norman Rubin in Smithtown, N.Y., in March told the New York Post that Rubin was in the otherwise-empty office, passed out, drooling, with a gas mask on his face. (Rubin later told the Post, in defense, that it was, after all, his lunch hour.) 


    Family Values 

    Sheila and Paul Garcia of Northfleet, England, acknowledged to London’s Daily Mail in February that they invited their 16-year-old daughter’s boyfriend to come live with her in her bedroom, despite the fact that he is 36 and divorced, with one child. The parents said they weren’t thrilled with the situation, but that it was preferable to the daughter’s running away with the man. 

    Cutting-Edge Parenting: Sheriff’s deputies in the Orlando area were on the lookout in March for two women who, according to surveillance video from the Magical Car Wash, had pulled into a stall and deposited coins but then proceeded only to scold and then pressure-wash a small child. 

    Aron Pritchard, 27, was convicted of child endangerment in March in Hutchinson, Kan., after a jury declined to accept his explanation for his girlfriend’s kids, age 2 and 3, being burned in a hot clothes dryer. Pritchard said he was just trying to show them they could have fun without necessarily spending money. 


    Least Competent Criminals 

    Not Ready for Prime Time: Two boys, 12 and 14, were quickly arrested in Port St. Lucie, Fla., in March when they tried to rob a woman who was working at a counter behind protective glass in an office, by picking up the convenience phone and threatening her, implying that they had a gun. The woman was in no danger because of the protective glass, but besides that, the place they had chosen for the hit was a regional office of the Port St. Lucie police department. 

    Donald Baker, 51, was re-arrested in March in Peterborough, Ontario, when he called the police department to request a wake-up call for his court appearance the next morning; amazed at his audacity, police ran a records check and found an additional arrest warrant on him. 


    COPYRIGHT 2008 CHUCK SHEPHERD   

  • {mosimage}NASCAR races for three consecutive Saturday nights in May, beginning this weekend in Richmond, Va., when Crown Royal presents the Dan Lowry 400. 

    Always an exciting place to watch a race, Richmond International Raceway produces some of the best racing anywhere. Measuring three-quarters of a mile in length, the track is short enough for the drivers to do plenty of beating and banging, yet wide enough for drivers to race different paths all the way around. The result is a short track with superspeedway characteristics. Schedule the race on a Saturday night and you’ve got all the ingredients for some of the best action of the season.

    Jeff Burton continues to do what he has to do to stay on top of the point standings. His three top-five finishes and six top 10’s, along with his win at Bristol have all the other competitors looking up at the wiley veteran. The fact that he is squeaky clean and has the best-looking wife of any driver makes Burton a great choice to stay in the lead.

    Kyle Busch continues to impress everyone with his start this season. He has won in each of the top NASCAR series. In 21 races, Busch has six wins, 12 top-five finishes and has led an incredible 1,100 laps. And it is just the first of May, folks. A couple of weeks ago, Kyle was within a few points of becoming the first driver in history to lead all three series at the same time. The kicker in all this? The kid is only 22 years old. Could he be the next boy wonder?

    The national economic woes that all of us are facing continue to take their toll on team sponsorship. Both of the Fords at Yates Racing are unsponsored. And that’s with both drivers solidly in the top 25 in points. These are teams that are guaranteed to race every week. And yet no one has been found to pony up any dollars to put their logo on a 200 mph billboard. 

    Another team struggling to find sponsorship is the #01 of DEI driver Regan Smith. Armed with only an associate sponsorship, the fourth team here has made things work. They are in the top 35 in points, albeit barely. 

    So what gives? With a team sponsorship price tag in the range of $10 - $15 million per season, there is only a small pool of companies that can afford to stroke that kind of check. Throw in the dreaded “R” word č the recession that our economy is facing č and it forces many companies to stretch all the dollars that are available to spend. 

    Granted, NASCAR fans are the most loyal in all of sports. But some people believe that the air is slowly seeping out of the NASCAR balloon. The recent unification of open-wheel racing could have an effect on the sponsorship pool. And if Danica Patrick wins Indianapolis, watch out. The entire space-time continuum as we know it could skew. Bottom line, if NASCAR does not do something to control costs, then the pool for sponsors will get even smaller.

    If you are looking for something to do this weekend, then check out the ARCA race at Rockingham Speedway. The first race at The Rock in almost four years will have the richest purse in ARCA history and feature a historical name, the Carolina 500. This was the name of the first race ever run at Rockingham in the early 1960s.

    Not too familiar with ARCA? Well, remember all those cars that used to run in NASCAR? They will be running on Sunday, May 4. Kenny Shrader will be running, along with Joey Logano of Joe Gibbs Racing and Bobby Hamilton, Jr. Call (910) 205-8800 for tickets.

  • Harley Davidson riders are pretty loyal to their bikes. So it seems only fitting that the Cape Fear Harley Davidson would be just as loyal to their customers. On Saturday, May 3, the Fayetteville business will sponsor its annual customer appreciation day to show just how much their customers, and the men and women of the U.S. military mean to them. 

    The day-long event will feature a bike show, a fashion show, a Dyno Shoot-Out, a stunt show, free food and a mini-carnival for kids. And that’s not even half of what the staff of Cape Fear Harley Davidson has planned. 

    Duke Durham, the parts manager, said the open house is an annual event that not only the community, but the staff of Cape Fear Harley looks forward to. The first event was held in May of 1991, when the dealership moved into its headquarters on Sycamore Dairy Road. Since then, the first Saturday of May has been dedicated to telling the community how proud Cape Fear Harley is of being a part of the community and to thank the community for its continued support.

    “It’s a really big event,” said Durham. “We have something for everyone and it’s just our way of saying thanks.”

    One of the big events of the day is the annual bike show. The show is open to the public. There is a $10 entry fee. Bikes will be judged in seven classes and there will be a Best of Show title awarded as well. The bike show will run from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

    If your bike isn’t quite up to show standards, you might want to stop in at the bike wash sponsored by the Steel Angels, a women’s motorcycle organization. Funds raised by the bike wash will benefit charity.

    Of course, even if you are not a biker, you might want to check out the Ill Conduct Stunt Show, which features bikes performing jumps, wheelies and burn-outs. The show is scheduled for noon and 2:30 p.m. Or, if you do own a bike, you might want to participate in the Dyno Shoot Out. The shoot out, sponsored by Cape Fear Harley Davidson Racing č the store’s in-house drag racing team č would be a favorite of TV’s Tool Man, because it judges the bike with “more power.” There is a $25 entry fee for this event, and the bike with the biggest pull takes it all.

    And of course, we did mention food č hamburgers and hot dogs will be served from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. There is no charge for the food. Kids playing in the carnival area will also be offered the sugar rush of cotton candy. 

    Everyone knows that any bike event is not complete without music, and the Cape Fear Harley staff has you covered there, as well. Fayetteville rockers Motorjunkie will be on hand throughout the day to get your motor running. The band will perform at 11 a.m. and again at 1 and 3 p.m.

    There will also be a bike giveaway, as well as other smaller giveaways throughout the day. So what are you waiting for? Head down to Cape Fear Harley Davidson where they won’t only tell you they appreciate your business, they’ll show you.

  •     {mosimage}For almost six years, the soldiers and airmen who call Fort Bragg and Pope Air Force Base home have been in a continual state of deployment. Fayetteville and its surrounding communities have gotten into the rhythm of deployments. They have watched their neighbors and friends pack their rucks and leave to defend our nation; and in the interim, helped watch over the families left behind. And in some small, private ways, they’ve welcomed their neighbors home upon their return.
        On Saturday, May 10, the Braxton Bragg Chapter of the Association of the United States Army, or AUSA, is holding a very large, very public Welcome Home Heroes party at Festival Park, and you’re invited.
    The party, one part pure patriotism and the other part pure country, features country music sensation Lonestar. The event is free and open to the public.
        The brain child of Fayetteville music men Terry Shea and Morris Cardenas, the concert has been months in the making. Shea and Cardenas grew up in Fayetteville and take great pride in calling themselves military brats. One night, while talking about news reports concerning the care of wounded soldiers, the idea of doing something to honor the city’s veterans started getting kicked around. As the conversation began to take root in their minds, their thoughts obviously turned to what they know best – music.
        To give the idea wings, they knew they were going to have to find a partner, and that’s when AUSA came into the picture. Cardenas explained that putting on an event the size and magnitude of the upcoming concert takes a lot of people and a lot of organizational skills. They knew they could find it within the ranks of the AUSA membership. They first approached Col. (Ret.) Jim White, an AUSA member who heads up the Wounded Warrior program for the association, with the idea.
        White grabbed the idea and ran with it. “He called us and said, ‘I want to do this thing,’” recalled Cardenas.     “We could not have made this happen without him.”
        “Col. White heard our vision and supported it,” said Shea. “He told us it cost just a little more to go first class, and that’s what he wanted for the troops. Whenever we would get in a rut, he would motivate the troops and get us going.”
        Other than cutting through the paperwork required to use Festival Park, the biggest thing the group had to tackle was finding a band. Both Cardenas and Shea had ideas about what kind of musicians they wanted to play, but wanting doesn’t always make it so. A couple of times they thought they were close with musicians like John Rich and Charlie Daniels but other commitments caused conflicts. They hit the jackpot when they started pursuing Lonestar.
        “The guys in Lonestar do so much for the troops,” explained Shea. “We went after them because of their involvement with the troops. If you look on their Web site, you’ll see all of the military awards they have received for their efforts. They are very in tune with what it is we are doing here. They are with us in wanting to honor our service members, and that’s what is going to make this show so exciting.”
    You only have to mention the word troops to Lonestar lead guitarist Michael Britt to get his attention. Britt, along with Keech Rainwater and Dean Sams, are the original members of the band that formed in Nashville in 1992.
        “We can’t wait to get there to Fayetteville,” said Britt, in a recent telephone interview. “That’s going to be a fun show. We love playing for the troops. Knowing this is a welcome home for the soldiers who have been serving those 12 to 15 month deployments make it even more important and a lot bigger.”
        The band is looking forward to doing a USO tour sometime in the future, but see this as an opportunity to say thanks to the soldiers here at home. “We are huge supporters of the military,” said Britt.
    In the opening days of the war, the band’s song I’m Already There captured the spirit of families who are separated. The song written about the band’s travels touched a special place in the hearts of deployed soldiers and their families. “When we recorded that song, it wasn’t with soldiers in mind, we were talking about our own separations from our families while we toured, but we are proud that it meant something to our military families,” he said. “Our soldiers are out there risking their lives and their families are here – they truly are the unsung heroes of our nation.”
        He said the show will have special meaning to the band’s new front man Cody Collins because his sister recently joined the Marines. “It’s going to be a very special event and memory for him,” said Britt.
    Britt and his wife are both actively involved in the “Adopt a Platoon” program. “For the last four years we’ve participated in that program,” said Britt. “We’ll head out to the store and buy a lot of stuff and box it up and send it over to the soldiers. We have sent a huge amount of packages overseas. It’s a big commitment, but we think it’s very worthwhile.”
        So while the concert will give the band an opportunity to offer its thanks to the troops, it will also give them a chance to introduce Collins, who took the place of former front man Richie McDonald, and introduce a new, edgier sound for the band.
        Britt said the band had been pigeonholed as the “poster boy family band” after a string of hits like Mr. Mom, My Front Porch Looking In and Amazed. The songs written by McDonald were the type of songs the band’s former record label pushed them to record. But they were not in keeping with what the other members of the band wanted to do. “All along there was some internal fighting,” acknowledged Britt. “There was conflict because that wasn’t what the rest of us wanted to put out, but it was what Richey wanted.”
    He said McDonald’s style was more relaxed, while his band mates wanted to put out the kind of music they first started playing when they came together – music with more of a rock edge. “As John Rich (of Big and Rich and a former band member) used to say, ‘It’s country music delivered through a shotgun,’” said Britt.
        Last year, McDonald left the band, opening the door for the band to change direction and embrace the music they had long been wanting to record.
        Britt said that the band hopes the new music’s edgier sound won’t alienate their fans, and asks that they give it a chance. A single, hitting the airwaves now, Le Me Love You, is getting positive play and reviews from fans. A new album is also in the works. “We mainly want to get people to see us and hear us,” he said. “For a while, we were not enjoying what we were doing. But now, we are having fun playing, it’s actually like being a teenager in a garage band.”
        But Britt said long-time fans don’t have to worry about hearing their favorites. The band will perform the majority of their hits during the concert, but don’t expect to hear Mr. Mom.
        "That song was about Richey’s family, and it seems insincere to play it,” said Britt. “We don’t want Cody to imitate Richey – we want him to be Cody. And we think people are going to like that.”
        The afternoon’s events will kick off at Festival Park at 2 p.m., with a parachute jump by the 82nd Airborne Sport Parachute Club, patriotic music by choirs and speeches from military leaders and local community leaders. At 5 p.m. Cardenas’ band, Borderland, will take the stage and will play until 6:30 p.m.
        “We’re really excited about opening for Lonestar,” said Cardenas. “We see this as an opportunity to give something back to the community and to our troops.”
    He noted that it was even more special because the band’s drummer, Cornell Young, is a retired Special Forces soldiers. “We’re going to put on the best show we can as our gift to the soldiers,” he said.
    Lonestar will hit the stage at 7 p.m. “We want all of our soldiers to come out and we want local residents to come out and show their support of our troops,” said Shea. “It’s going to be a great night for Fayetteville.”

  • {mosimage}The trailers for Forgetting Sarah Marshall (112 minutes) did not offer much in the way of originality.  They looked exactly like every other Judd Apatow movie, with a little bit of classic Steve Martin thrown in for flavor.  But then I discovered that Apatow regular Jason Segel scripted this particular rom-com, and relative newcomer Nicholas Stoller directed.  Without Apatow, is Sarah Marshall worth paying money for?  After the first fifteen minutes in the theater, my answer is yes, absolutely!  This is one of the movies that will appeal to groups of guys, groups of women looking for something to do after lunch, and couples looking for the middle ground between Harold and Kumar and 27 Dresses.  Everyone in the theater laughed in most of the right places (although the guys behind me seemed focused on working out their ex-girlfriend issues, using less than polite terms to describe Sarah Marshall, played by Kristen Bell).

    We begin with composer Peter Bretter (Segel) waiting for his girlfriend, television star Sarah Marshall (Bell) to arrive home.  He is a guy’s guy, starting his mid-afternoon with a mixing bowel full of cereal, which he claims is salad when Sarah calls to tell him she is coming over.  After the break up scene (which will either read as unsettlingly real or patently false, depending on what kind of relationships you get involved in), Peter has a series of one night stands culminating in hysterics at his day job. He decides to head to Hawaii, only to find out Sarah is already there with the man she left him for, the pretentious Aldous Snow (Russel Brand).  He stays, and gets to know a simply gorgeous Rachel (Mila Kunis╔was she always this pretty?), who is working on some bad relationship issues of her own.  Amidst several worthy subplots, Wyoma and Darald (played by Maria Thayer and Jack McBrayer) are the standout.  They play repressed and naĢve just marrieds, and the scene where Aldous uses oversized chess players to demonstrate to Darald what he should be doing with Wyoma is hysterical.  The real winner of the movie is A Taste for Love, the Dracula puppet musical that Peter is shown working on throughout the movie.  The Jim Henson Creature shop supplied the puppets and Segel the lyrics, which must be heard to be believed.  In fact, Sarah Marshall almost received the coveted five star rating on the strength of the puppet scenes alone.    

    Overall, this is a lighter movie than Knocked Up, but has wider appeal than Superbad.  Stoller does an impressive job of capturing the honeymoon tourist side of Hawaii, and exploring the dynamics of the service industry there.  Plenty of fun, more than a little bit of nudity, and the cast plays well off of each other.  However, the script does seem a little bloated with subplots, and if Segel had trimmed some flashbacks, and completely left out surfer dude Chuck (Paul Rudd), the pace would improve immeasurably.   


     

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